We roast
so you can
upgrade.
Upload one room photo. Get an unfiltered AI roast, one genuinely useful design fix, and a share card with enough heat for the group chat.
First roast free. Emotional damage may vary.
Savage mode
“This room has three personalities. None of them pay rent.”
One useful tip
Repeat one accent color across the rug, art, and pillows so the chaos starts looking intentional.
Unfiltered takes. One useful tip. Share the burn. Keep the advice.
The receipt
Upload. Roast. Improve.
A sharp little loop for décor debates, rental chaos, and every room that calls itself eclectic without providing evidence.
- 01
Drop the evidence
Upload the room photo that has been quietly begging for an intervention.
- 02
Pick your heat
Choose Savage Mode for the group chat or Gentle Mode for a softer landing.
- 03
Keep the good part
Get a room-specific roast, one useful tip, and a card made to be shared.
Share card
Your shelf styling says “I own books,” but the titles say “I found books.”
KEEP THIS: Stack the books in a few horizontal piles and give the empty space a job.
Made to circulate
The roast is the marketing.
Every result has the energy of a screenshot your roommate sends before asking, “Why is this so accurate?” The useful tip means you can actually do something with the damage.
Choose your heat
A free roast is only the beginning.
Start with the one-liner. Upgrade when the room needs a bigger intervention.
Free roast
$0
One personalized roast and one useful fix.
- Room-specific punchline
- One upgrade tip
Full roast
Most shared$5
More jokes, more detail, and maximum screenshot potential.
Extended roast
Three redesign tips
Gentle or savage tone
Premium share card
No weird surprises
Fair questions. Straight answers.
Your beige era ends here